Guess what? I’m about to be your hero. Modest, huh??
But wait, listen up for a second. This Recipe Collection gives you the three easiest bread recipes in the galaxy. Maybe even the three easiest bread recipes in the history of galaxies because there’s no way the alien people in a galaxy far far away can beat what we’ve done here: three bread recipes, no yeast, no bread maker, and each totally delicious.
But hey, there’s more! I’ve found a way to combine your favorite things into a single Recipe Collection: beer, bacon, and Nutella. If those aren’t your favorite things, I’m sorry, and I still love you, but what are you doing here again? BEER, BACON, NUTELLA. I’m pretty sure that shit’s the formula for world peace right there.
Oh, what’s that? You want me to break it down a little more for you and give you a teaser of each of these three freshly baked loaves? Done and done.
First up we have Bacon & Cheddar Bread, which is a soft white bread with swirls of extra sharp cheddar and a crisp, salty, and streusel-ey bacon topping. Whaaaaat? I know. Perfect for winter.
Next, we have a Honey Wheat Beer Bread that allows you a huge range of flexibility with the flavor, because whichever type of beer you use really determines how the bread will taste. Each loaf of this dense man-bread (heeeey gender stereotypes!) uses 12oz of beer, which means it’s basically the main ingredient. What I’m saying here is that you get the flavor of beer without the hangover, which makes this kind of like non-alcoholic beer only SO MUCH BETTER because you can’t slather non-alcoholic beer with warm butter before shoving it in your greedy little mouth.
And then lastly, of course, we have the Nutella Banana Bread. I could go on and on about this bread, but I’m pretty sure I don’t have to do anything other than shout NUTELLA BANANA NUTELLA BANANA at you a bunch of times for you to get the idea.
So yeah, click the link below to buy this delicious Recipe Collection and then clear your schedule and bake all three types of bread ASAP. Then, send me pictures of the bread and of you eating the bread and of you happy as fuck after you’ve eaten all the bread.
CARBOHYDRATE FILLED PHOTO MONTAGE IS WHERE IT’S AT, PEOPLE.
